Quotes
Pleonasm Rules
Submitted by mott on September 8, 2008 - 22:43
"Oh... I like... what I like!"
- Steve Colbert
Good Enough to Eat
Submitted by mott on August 11, 2008 - 10:37
Kilgore Trout once wrote a short story which was a dialogue between two pieces of yeast.
They were discussing the possible purposes of life as they ate sugar and suffocated in their own excrement.
Because of their limited intelligence, they never came close to guessing that they were making champagne.
- Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions
Tell It Like It Is, Bill
Submitted by mott on July 28, 2008 - 00:47
Sometimes irony can be pretty ironic.
- William Shatner as Murdock, Airplane II - The Sequel
It Used to Be a TV Dinner...
Submitted by mott on July 25, 2008 - 20:46
The Truth Is Out There
Submitted by mott on July 24, 2008 - 17:25
"I hardly slept at all last night."
"Yes, your snoring must have kept you up."
Wives tell it like it is.
You Can't Take the Truth...
Submitted by mott on July 21, 2008 - 16:14
Planned? Planned? You don't plan sincerity, you gotta make it up on the spot.
- Denny Crane, Boston Legal
